Chris Kozlowski

"This place kinda sucks."

"Shitty customer service. Here 30 minutes and no help."

"This place blows. Shitty service, no flavor, and my food came out looking like a plate of vomit."

"After a look in the kitchen you'll think twice before you eat anything."

"Look at how many people check into my house thinking its a real resturant. And one retard left a tip."

"This is my road so get your spandex wearing fruity ass off the road when you hear me coming."