Gabriel Slocum

"This place has the best pad Thai, drunken noodles, and especially Tom Kha soup."

"Best breakfast in town, hands down. Try the Bella Benny or the Sandwich I Am. Blueberry Lemon pancakes are insane. No syrup necessary."

"Don't be a hero. Medium or mild, people!"

"Gravy fries, 'Nuff said."