Major Alan "Dutch" Schaefer

"Skip. The food in this city is too good to waste stomach space on tasteless breakfast."

"So here's the deal. So this this place used to be Word. Now it blows. Service sucked. Food par. That is all."

"Legit all you can eat"

"Only come here if you have absolutely nothing to do for hours. It takes forever to get anything."

"The broccoli rabe pizza is trash. Actually just skip this place altogether. Totally overrated."

"This place is pretty G"