Martini Mike Burgess

"Chris and Kent are wonderful and make everyone feel welcome. I've been tanning on the obx for a LONG time, and this is by far the only place I recommend."

"The mayor will buy you a drink if he 's here!"

"Ask the bar for the free papsmear - no joke."

"The entire neighborhood apparently doesn't know how to pick up their dog's shit. It's pretty gross. Watch your step anywhere that is grass."

"If you come unannounced - expect to be eaten. If you walk in unannounced - expect to be eaten. If you smell like bacon - expect to be eaten."

"The ginger puts out for liquor and petty cash."