Jason Starling

"Worst hotel I've ever stayed in. We killed at least 15 baby roaches in our room. The tv is ridiculously old. Someone cut the plug off the lamp cord. The pool was covered up and it's 90° outside."

"Try the Innis & Gunn. Best beer you will ever drink. Period. Thank me later."

"Best Brunswick stew I've ever had."

"The steaks are banging."

"Mae's house!"

"Absolutely horrible service. Stood at the register for 5 minutes before anyone said anything to me. The lady that took my order acted like I was bugging her to do her damn job."