Patricia Masters

"If you won't offer a burger anything less than burned, it's because you're selling cheap meat. Gross."

"Seriously, burgers are only cooked medium well or more. This isn't the south, this is Los Angeles. We like our beef cooked properly, not like hockey pucks. Huge disappointment."

"This place is a joke. Takes three times as long as they quote to get anything done, and parts are more expensive than they should be. Go anywhere else."

"Is there more than one person working? We ordered drinks and an appetizer fifteen minutes ago and don't have anything."

"Don't expect the servers to ever check on you or refresh your drinks. They hide behind the bar and ignore customers every time."

"Jon is sexy. Lucky is adorable. Potato is an awful rabbit."