Sean Guerra

"Crunch headquarters must obviously think Naples is overpopulated with heavy people because the ratio of cardio machines to free weights is like 100/1"

"Roly (first barber closest to the window) is amazing. I highly recommend"

"Beware the redneck TSA agents at security...they're dumb as doorknobs"

"The most incompetent group of women work here. They have absolutely no phone etiquette and show a sheer lack of knowledge as to the products they carry."

"Your best bet for a dark, even, great tan is to jump beds."

"Tip of the day: Jesus guys, wear age appropriate attire to the gym (ie a sidewards baseball cap on a 40 yo or hot shorts with no drawers...c'mon)"