Paul Oppenheim

"you need their house anejo tequila, it's expensive for a reason."

"They can do it without cheese, won't even punch you for it."

"The nickname for this place is "Tons-o-cups". Look up."

"DANGER! The coffee is incredibly fucking hot. Ask for extra room for cream (2 inches?) so that there is a chance of cooling it in any reasonable time, at least before your hand melts. SUCCESS!"

"GO IN. Seriously. Headphones + coffee."

"The don't take credit cards. (WTF?)"