Fare

"Always keep a watchful eye for hipsters & ready your punching arm"

"Close your eyes & don't let the bed bugs bite!"

"A slice of Chinapore....ain't nothing original left!"

"Shove 2 fingers into your nose for a special discount"

"I'm looking for the Kebabs stall!"

"Illegal Parkers galore. Evidently being religious means you can break the law and be forgiven."