Mandy Simmons

"Do shots of the riot punch; watch Gay Hal Fart Fire-naked; break dance in the kitchen; get continual noise violations from the neighbors."

"Don't get the baby bite. It's great, but I've had bug bites bigger than the thing. Spend your $3 on another beer or toward a discounted sushi roll on Sunday."

"Drink the riot punch and coyote ugly dance on the kitchen counter. You're not allowed to leave without getting tatted up. Kickball attire is recommended but birthday suits are not frowned upon."

"This place smells funny!"

"Try the leftover pizza. It's delish!"