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"The expresso of the day never fails to satisfy... May as well pay 30nt more for the double shot - two separate expressos, one served hot and one ice cold (what's cooler than being cool?)"

"The caprese pasta is generous and really tasty. It definitely feels like they use good quality inredients"

"Your mum is allowed in so be prepared to reek of mother"

"Everything is coated in sugar... Hooray Shang cuisine"

"Real wifi pw is 3353177388"

"They do a deconstructed long island ice tea - i.e. 5 shots + 1 shot coke + 1 shot lemon juice. BEWARE."