Jacob Ford

"An oiled machine of delivering sushi to you, initiated by a tap on iPad menus. Practically conveyor belt sushi sans belt."

"Cheddar kale scone (warmed up) tastes like sugarcheese."

"Read the braille messages. Sometimes it is mirrored."

"If strange subversive pranky kind of NYC MoMA/Guggenheim art is your jam, this is where it is in Paris. Don’t skip this one, I didn’t expect it either."

"Cash, pass, or Visa: that’s it."

"Speedy wifi, and they’ll kindly practice French with you."