Rick Turoczy

"Wow. Could the servers get any more douchey? Hint: Nope"

"Flying out of A, B, or C? Use the security checkpoint for D and E. it's almost always faster. Plus the Coffee People past security is usually fast and friendly too ;)"

"Feeling hungry? Order it "fatty.""

"Sit around for a half hour being ignored, then walk out."

"Look crowded out back? Keep going south. There's a set of tables off to the southeast corner that are usually open."

"Try flying on a snowy day… just to experience pure airport pandemonium."