Travis Ripley

"I like it here, except when Katie Z is there because she has bad breath and extreme B.O. I schedule my time around her occupation of this particular place of residence."

"Hushpuppies"

"For a good time call (619) 244-7990."

"Luigi is still moist on Princess Peach, but can still jump further than his bro Mario!"

"Luigi's still upset at his brother for stealing Princess Peach! It's all good he can still jump further!"