Travis Chambers

"Buy ammo (if u don't buy online) before you shoot. They're not supposed to sell it to you as you leave."

"Best burger ive ever had. Only ate burgers for 25 years but so far the best."

"Albacore albacore!!!!"

"Feast is beat mall food I've had"

"Most important is... look up. Now you're reading this again. Umbrella ceiling is rad, huh."

"There's a new shake flava called chocolate fudge brownie sundae that can change your universe."