Nick McCormick

"Staff talk about their less than favorite customers right after they leave, right in front of you. :-)"

"Spoiler: There was no dust."

"Try the fleshlight in the middle drawer of the left desk. Unbeatable."

"Don't try to bring a DD under 21, it's "law" that anyone under 21 isn't allowed in after 9. And drink specials suck."

"The burgers here will make your ass shake like a 10 on the Richter scale."

""We're closing that section" is a great excuse to make people wait 15 minutes for a table in a half empty restaurant."