Iceland

"Skógafoss is one of my highest waterfalls. Many people like to visit it and sometimes they get a little bit wet. (That is as it should be.) It also has a nice bench for you to sit on if you are tired."

"This is my Geysir. I know it is sleeping, and my Strokkur is erupting more right now (but all the geysers in the world are named after it, so please show some respect and try not to fall into it)."

"This is an air-port where most of my visitors land when they visit me in flying machines. (Don't worry, it does not hurt when they land.) It is close to my Blue Lagoon, where many humans like to swim."

"Þingvellir is the place where I am drifting apart. One part of me goes west, and other goes east. (But don't worry, it happens very, very slowly. Much to slowly for humans to notice.)"

"My Gullfoss is a very good waterfall with a lot of water. It is falling for you, so please pay attention to it."