Justin Strawser

"Bring your swimsuit for the daily afternoom pool party. You get 10% off your final bill if you wait 10 minutes after eating to get in the water. Remember, safety first, fun later. #dontdrown"

"The service is wonderful, but this is really the worst water park I've ever been to. The lines are crazy long and I never got on any water slides."

"You'd be surprised, but the ribeye steak n ice cream is to die for."

"Worst waterpark I've ever been to. Where are the rides?"

"Wednesday nights here are hopping. They have open mics and comedy nights. I love coming here. Ask for jenni boom butts, and she'll take care of you."

"Bring your own screen. The screens here are a rip off."