Dane B

"The egg is miles above any I've had at any other fast food joint. But the sausage patty has a disturbingly spongey texture, which will make you wish you'd ordered a burger instead. Go with the BEC."

"This place is not much to look at, but they make the best bagel in the area. By far."

"It's not as sexy as the clam pie, but don't you dare sleep on the unadulterated original tomato pie! At the very least, order a small to give it a try."

"Dinner is definitely the move here. Must-orders: roast pork bun, shrimp & snow pea leaf dumplings, cilantro & scallion rice rolls. And don't forget to ask for some chili oil!"

"Definitely go with a double as opposed to a single. As many as you can possibly handle."

"After a very scientific taste test conducted over the course of an hour, I can vouch for this being the best slice in the greater North Slope vicinity."