The Conflict SATX

"These are some serious burgers... And there's just something about the perfectly toasted buns. The meat itself reminds me of Chris Madrid's... Not *quite* as good, but this place is def on the list."

"Ask for Rhage. He'll touch you."

"Spacious apartments in a restored art-deco building, just minutes from downtown and everywhere else."

"These guys are the best. Tip well, or suffer through 20 years of bad sex."

"There's no such thing as an "extra" cigarette."

"The inbreeding in this place is unbelievable."