Allen Brand

"December 16th from 5-630 Jay Buhner and Rick Rizzs will be signing autographs at the Mariners Team Store. So come in and say hi."

"Go to Katy's and play Rock Band. But don't sing Creep too loud or you'll get in trouble."

"The bathrooms don't resemble a Dexter kill room anymore!"

"Tell them you work in the mall and get discounts on soda."

"Allen is the nice one so be good to him."