Ed Lu

"The Expo metro line stops right in front!"

"Saltiest meal I've had in years"

"Try the puppies, they're delici... I mean cute."

"We parked by the elevator for convenience, but the elevator doesn't work. Also, we were on the lowest level and the button pointed down."

"Be sure to bring a crow bar and perhaps a shotgun to fend off any zombies or extra-dimensional creatures."

"Wear a hat and don't wear black. Lesson learned..."