Stuart Joce

"Check out the toilets!!!"

"Steer clear of the shoreline cafe...Cawl is poor although cheap. Other snacks are very expensive and poor quality. Everything is microwaved and tastes like it. Pay the extra and go to the mermaid!"

"3pm each day pasties are sold off for a quid...keep it under your hat"

"try the winter warmer menu or the cawl. the fresh fish menu is updated daily and is on the blackboard."

"there is a special on heidsieck silver top 2002 champagne. get it while you can"