Steve Calamia

"The view from the toilet is...unnerving. Pretty sure you can't see in though?"

"Perfect for a date if you grab one of the chair pairs in the third row"

"DC Brau on draft, among many other amazing local and imported brews."

"If you don't put his amazing homemade salsa on your omelette, Filipe will be mad, but he'd be right. But if you don't have him make you an omelette for breakfast, you're wrong."

"This plane took the red pill...the one that makes the seats all small. #EconomyClassProblems"