Alison Foley

"Enjoy the coffee at Ernie's Cafe while you wait. It's free, which only makes it more delicious!"

"File under sad but true: Guy leafblowing parking lot has better tatas than the "talent""

"Try your hardest not to end up here."

"The service is atrocious and the fact that things aren't sticky yet is hardly redeeming. It's worth it to drive the extra 20 minutes to Salem."

"Avoid the food. Also beware of asshole pets"

"Try the javaberry. Really."