Geoffrey Straubinger

"Put it in your mouth... All of it."

"They will lock the doors, 6 minutes early, right in front of you as you walk up. Why have the open sign on and the hours posted stating you close at 9pm when you turn people away at 8:54pm."

"Lunch specials Min-Fri. Quality home made food and friendly staff at an affordable price."

"The Miami Heat is like sex for your mouth."

"'Merica!!!"

"Overnight valet is now $21, daily is still $16. The hotel only has valet parking!"