Smileypants

"If you sit by the window to eat your wholesome salad, hope for a vehicle to block your view of Insomnia Cookies!"

"As I pass by the Starbucks at the corner on my way here, I think to myself, "Suckers... Chapterhouse is soooo much better..""

"I love when they have Finding Nemo playing on the flat screen. Sick bastards!"

"Poptarts aren't as tempting at $1.15. So long, .35 vending!"

"Amazing museum--and FREE"

"Well made martinis, in a beautiful, modern setting."