Mary Kate Mulrooney

"This mall sucks. No food court and you need a sherpa guide to find a bathroom."

"This is totally a nursing home converted into a hotel. Mildly creepy."

"Avoid the Indian waiter; he's a douche-bag."

"Check out the full-service bar! Mojitos are the best!"

"Station is not a good place to be in the event of zombie apocalypse; too many entrances."