simon gray

"The touchscreen is a bit unresponsive."

"I always find queuing to be served by a human to be quicker than the self service queue, acksherly."

"If you're attracted by the cheap fixed price set menu, make sure you're in by 7pm!"

"Great food, but on our visit was sooooooo slow, all thew way through."

"Big on price, small on portion size."

"Refused to honour my mayorship discount as well. Shame, really."