Shane Volpone

"I'm sorry, but why can't I get my order with no pickles? Do you make your burgers THAT far in advance? Disgusting."

"The sushi is great. The prices are reasonable. The music is Rihanna."

"If you're considering moving in here, have it inspected. Trust me."

"Take it from a former employee--the owner is crazy and yells at both employee and customers alike!"

"One of the female employees here is among the rudest I've met. Arguing with customers all the time. I don't need that--you've lost a regular!"

"If you're still alive: run."