Shadow Blasko

"Lucid Absinthe truffles are AMAZING"

"Well... it very well be the only 70MPH section in Ohio that is not under construction. But watch for deer!"

"Awesomesause"

"As the new new mayor, I order the office to fix ALL the air conditioners!"

"Please call ahead if you are doing late night carry out/drive thru. The people who DID call ahead, who are behind you in the drive thru, will appreciate it."

"Give piggies romaine"