Seth Hoover

"For an Italian place, the crab cake sandwich here is one of the best I've had. Above ordinary Italian wedding soup, too"

"Eh...I'll stick with wingharts. $12 for a greasey slab of meat and $1.50 for a half slice of bacon isn't my thing. It's not even called BurgHatory."

"Walk am extra two blocks to peters pub for better cheaper burgers and buns that don't fall apart. Honestly don't get the hype here."

"Try to avoid the 3rd floor in general. The side carpet smells like curry."

"Could you stir our $5-6 coffee, maybe just a little bit?"

"The best thing you'll ever do for yourself past 2 a.m."