Robbie Chan

"This place is awesome. No line at airline nor security last three times. Outlets on 1/5 armrests, no crowding around a pole. There's even a fish tank!"

"Nothing fishy about the prices and freshness!"

"No Premium/Plus #1stWorldProblems"

"Note to self: If you want to play tennis around Halloween, bring balls, a racquet, water, and a broom. #derp"

"Turn off your fû€#ing headlamps! There's literally a million lights on the street."

"I'm so glad I have a passenger side tank!"