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"The bathroom soap makes your hands smell like diaper rash cream. Consider yourself warned."

"Fact: people love lines. Fact: there will always be a long line forming around state. Myth: you should get in said line b/c everyone else is. Fact: there are 8 doors, walk around to another one."

"Christian is great."

"Order ahead."

"Polenta cake is awesome."

"Make sure to visit the pool on the 13th floor."