Samantha Compton

"The food is good. The older woman waitress could care less about her job. She forgot what I was drinking twice (water). She had a terrible attitude, as well."

"Don't try to login to a computer when you're pressed for time. You need at least an hour to get anything up on one of these computers."

"Futon City does not exist anymore. The futon is no longer in East 1560 A."

"Cash or Check only."

"Watch out for Zola. She might eat you."

"The waiters here tell terrible jokes."