Ryan Muir

"Get two Drinks during happy hour (at half price) and ask for a big cup to enjoy lotso booze and avoid binging."

"This is the number 2, he owns a coffee shop, and this is the number 9, 9 is a customer, right? One day 9 goes in and 2 goes 'I don't have a coffee house no more, I have a knife fighting academy.' And"

"Show up late, set times are always scheduled a half an hour later than the website says they are."