Ryan Contino

"POW, Booom, bang bang bang, bang bang... do I need to put my email on here? Bang bang bang bang, pow, bang pow. - An ironic judgment coming from the judgement free zone, but it cracks me up every ti"

"Upstairs for the 7 train, downstairs for the bus."

"Get 20% off during the first week of the month with a gold card."

"Books can be renewed online."

"Great post-holiday sales in January; stock up for next year."

"If you have to open the dryer before it's finished - be quick or it'll reset after a few minutes."