Rufus Q

"Great bagels but if you're wifi isn't for guests then name it something different."

"Give yourself plenty of time here. Not only did I enjoy learning to pour the perfect pint but was pleasantly surprised by the meal I had while there."

"Good rice. Good plantains. Try to avoid the food poisoning."

"Awesome coffee - too bad they painted over the fun pink lines in the parking lot with boring ol' white"

"Great food but the decor is so horrendously tacky - sit outside or order for pick-up so you don't have to subject yourself to the gaudy senselessness"

"The new speed bumps are ridiculous and their placement makes no sense"