Rob Bettis

"Babies on a plane - Worse than snakes on a plane."

"The unwillingness of the hostess to provide a wait time is in minutes (vs # of parties) is annoying. You do this for a living. You're guess HAS to be better than mine."

"Don't expect any of the employees here to be nice. If you set your expectations low enough, you'll be pleasantly surprised."

"Ask for Ryan. Super helpful. Really knows his stuff."

"Breathe lightly. It wreaks of gas in here. Ugh."

"Try the French press. Oh wait, they don't have it anymore. Tragic."