Rob McGahen

"Good for dry wines, terrible for sweet."

"I know I've reached the south when we come to Zaxby's"

"Come late on Sunday afternoon. All of the employees are hammered. You might get extra samples as a result!"

"Real men don't need porn...according to the right- wing billboard just past the building...ha ha."

"Counting each item in the cart after checkout is a bit much..."

"Be watchful of slow service here!"