Rob Kischuk

"The sensors in the bathrooms that shout "I Love Lucy" quotes at you are unbelievably annoying"

"Beef Noodle Soup and Pork Belly Buns are excellent. Will be back to try the Salt & Pepper Chicken, Lu Rou Fan, and Hot & Sour Soup."

"The "Hot" wings here are substantial, meaty, and actually hot. Probably what most wing purveyors would call "Extra Hot" or "Three Mile". Delicious and flavorful."

"I don't understand why they can't fix the lines after 10 years in business. I understand it makes you look "cool", but it also reflects a fundamental disrespect for customers."

"The pork & green Chile burrito was named one of Five Thirty Eight's top 16 burritos in America. Delicious. Free parking behind the building!"

"Feel the emptiness. Bold marquees with stupid band names... #cake"