Rio Ippoliti

"The Border Patrol agents are wildly racist."

"Beautiful historic hotel built in 1881 with renovated interior, decorated in a fun, hip design. Comfortable beds and affordable prices."

"Very spacious rooms and great views but not the 5 star level of experience it claims."

"Sam and Alex are the best bartenders. The walls talk and sing! Don’t get lost going to the bathroom, you just have to pull the right book in the bookcase."