Rick Webb

"Needs more restrooms. Fungi is amazing. Olive oil cake too."

"On my deathbed, my final thought will be “I still don’t understand why they put all the heavy stuff into the same bag at LinMing’s. Every time.”"

"The builders of this hotel, working in the year 2015, did not see fit to add outlets by the bedside."

"Signature scent overload."

"Everything you ever thought a hotel should have, they have eliminated. It's really quite a study in minimalism. No iron, no luggage rack, two skimpy pillows, paper thin towels, no closet and no fridge"

"New floors have been installed in preparation for the introduction of HOVER LUGGAGE. Because otherwise having floors like these where people are wheeling things round would have been crazy!"