Conor Revell

"Steve Bartman is not welcomed here. St. Louis Cardinal and Atlanta Braves fans will be shot if seen on this property. Chicago Cubs fans are gladly welcomed."

"This place stinks. The burrito has no spice to it. Queso is not the best. They make a burrito that is not all that big."

"Alcohol required. No baptists allowed."

"Come play basketball in Steve and Jesus's living room."

"Awesome food and service."

"Have to try the Corolla Gold beer. Amazing beer."