Pete May

"They have a kids menu, but I don't recommend it. Their kids taste awful."

"Mancino's is no relation to Marinos's, but I'm pretty sure they both come from Italian families."

"People who check themselves out are typically vain."

"I have no intention of leaving a tip."

"It costs $14 to view the Christmas lights. If you cram 30 people into your car, that's only 47¢ per person."

"Contrary to what the name suggests, not all of the artwork was created by Eli and Edythe Broad. Still worth checking out."