Brody Hess

"Carri always makes it a good night."

"Ryan, Katie, and Jordan rock. They make going to Walgreen's hilarious, and they're down to earth. Give them a "9" on a survey, since Walgreens doesn't find the metric system efficient and 9 is best."

"Try grandma's candy dish."

"Try the Vimto soda. Hard to come by and an excellent import."

"Ask Tom what "derp" means."

"No sugar cookies? Seriously?"