Philip Volmar

"Great dishes: Chicken tikka masala, saag paneer, chili chicken (order family style with naan mixed basket and four rice bowls, feeds 6 adults)."

"Everything's good here but the place smells like expired vegetables for some reason. Not ice-cream."

"Take a chapel tour from the Mormon missionaries from 1-5p to see the attic built like an upside-down boat. Watch out for the bats!"

"Be sure to visit at night and stand UNDER the Christus statue and look BACKWARDS out to the windows. You will see how the Savior sees you. He's watching over you and has His hands stretched out still."

"Be sure to exchange business cards with everyone, especially the National Committee. Don't forget to vote!"

"Try the Cougar Tail doughnut--really long, really good maple bars! And very BYU-like."