Perkee Perk

"About 5:30 pm most weekdays there is a dude screaming metal on the westbound platform. He is the high point of my day."

"It not so much the begging winos, it's how ungrateful they are."

"Please don't be the type of cat that goes here. Please."

"They kind of work the phones to the exclusion of eat in customers. So it's slow."

"Speaking Spanish usually makes things run a little smoother, but it's not a show stopper if you don't. Get Chorizo tacos. Boom."