Patrick Schrage

"Check out Paige's butt, Katie's boobs, and make out with Erica."

"Beware of Paige! She's an MMA fighter that will feed you raw hamburger."

"Great place to work-out! Becareful fellas, there is a blonde girl with blue eyes that creeps on all the males. She has herpes so BE CAREFUL!"

"Make sure Paige is your waitress. She's sooooo good and she's a babe. Tip her above 30%."