Antony Bailey

"KFC and Burger King are a few minutes walk from here. You don't have to eat at the hotel."

"Buy some Crunchie ice cream whilst it's 2 for £4. It's the nicest thing I've ever tasted."

"Be nice and be cheeky. If you don't ask, you don't get."

"Don't end up here."

"For the iPhone 4 launch, I will be renting chairs at £25 per day or £40 to buy. Don't lose your place in the queue, email me!"

"They don't seem to hire ugly girls here."